Rajinikanth - Running Race...




Bill gates and Rajini Kanth...

bill gates said he moves from one part of his house to another by a car ... 
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rajini said goverment charges std rates if u talk from one part of my house to another

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Once a pickpocketer had stolen the purse of RAJANIKANTH, now he is BILL GATES... !

When mark zuckerberg started facebook...

when mark zuckerberg started facebook...
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he got frnd request frm rajnikanth...!

If Rajinikanth was a software engineer...



1. Compilers don’t warn Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth warns compilers.
2. Rajinikanth writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as a documentation for other developers.
3. Rajinikanth can derive private key by just looking at the public key.
4. All pointers point to Rajinikanth.
5. Rajinikanth's coding was slowed down by the speed of the interface between his keyboard and his computer.
6. When Google gets overloaded with search queries, Rajinikanth is called in to handle queries by hand.
7. Rajinikanth's keyboard has only two keys: 1 and 0.
8. When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he saw a missed call from Rajinikanth.
9. Rajinikanth's watch displays seconds since January 1st, 1970. He is never late.
10. Rajinikanth can see private members of a class.
11. Finally, if Rajinikanth was a software engineer, then we all (software engineers) would have been unemployed.